best-of-funny:

breakfast-at-1pm:

science-sexual:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.

I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.

I fucking love this

X

breakfast-at-1pm:

science-sexual:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.

I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.

I fucking love this

X

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nothingbecomingsomething:

before-she-falls:

signal-the-sirenss:

petewentztolightemup:

de4d-behind-the-eyes:

shiney0urlightforme:

miserable at best - the crowd of mayday parade

CRYING & GOOSEPUMBS. Every single fucking time ugh.

this is beautiful wow.

omfg I need to go to their concert :c

Oh my god that was the most amazing thing ive ever heard c’:

this is perfect. so much. AND WE’RE SEEING THEM SATURDAY!

(Source: thesulfurandthesea)

Reblog if you’re unattractive, awkward and single.

laugh-addict:

Lilo, why are you all wet?

comicallycool:

videovriska:

daswiener:

captainhufflepuff:

This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.

I always thought this scene was adorable

Wow thanks guy

Right in the childhood.

i never made that connection

Oh my god. That’s why it’s so important to her. Oh my god

this is tragic.

(Source: w-bunny)

arewebothcrazy:

desterysmith:

when i say shotgun you say wedding

shotgun

FARM

GO MEAT

(Source: spacemoms)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

Reblog if you actually like reading.

readfearless:

momodiggers:

wheresmyhusband-odairheis:

dailyponds:

this doesnt have enough notes…..

Reading Builds Up Your Imagination :)

I literally could not scroll past this without reblogging

(Source: dead-of-night)

stewie-just-said-that:

ptilopsis:

kill-natalie:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

consulting-sonic:

iwasnotaslasher:

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

it also has gay porn

I didn’t quite catch that what does it also have??????????????

IT ALSO HAS GAY PORN

MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!

this is my favorite post ever all the other posts can leave.

(Source: the--personal--quotes)

broken-beyond-fixed:

How I’m feeling!

Reblog if you’re unattractive and awkward.

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(Source: thehopelessoptimist)

thatrelatableblog:

Want more personal/relatable?

(Source: disneyydreams)

aquus:

rats-in-the-walls:

muserinastrangeland:

tomithejellyfish:

I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat

I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat

i think the worst feeling would be having your own father carve your chest open, pull out all of your entrails, stuff you full of squid, sew you back up, then throw you into the ocean

and that’s what you missed on glee

Person:

What position do you sleep in? Like on your side, back..
Me:

Does the fetal position count?..